It’s said that we spend half our lives while travelling; and in the 21st century, we spend the other half explaining our location to our Ola and Uber drivers. If you too are a survivor of daily cab struggles, we feel you and so do the people on Twitter. We found 15 hilarious (and honest) tweets about taking cabs in India and believe us, these will tickle your funny bone. So, get ready for a hearty laugh.
When your friend’s Uber arrives before yours does. pic.twitter.com/IaqmelniUA
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) June 15, 2016
Man: Hello. I’ll be late for the interview. I can’t find this office. Where are you exactly?
Uber: Congratulations. You’re hired.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) July 6, 2016
When you book an Uber and the driver is finally able to understand your location. pic.twitter.com/CSowzDDxWf
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) July 29, 2016
Told the taxi dude to jump the red light and now wondering if he’s wondering how wild I am in bed
— frances kekeke (@amyoosed) April 25, 2016
Your Uber is 4 mins away.
Your Uber is 14 mins away.
Your Uber is 34 mins away.
Your Uber is an illusion.
Your Uber is an ISRO satellite.
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) May 2, 2016
Ola, Uber mails aur messages din bhar bhejte rehte hain, bass cab bhejne k time pata nahi kya maut aa jati hai.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) October 26, 2016
Friend just dropped me to metro station in his white Swift Dzire and I ended up saying “bhaiya trip end kar dena”.
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) October 28, 2015
When Uber is on surge pricing pic.twitter.com/trbJKwc6qx
— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 31, 2017
When you see 3x on Uber and start walking in the rain because no can see you crying.
— Vishal Dayama (@Sarcusstic) October 12, 2015
Me: Map dekh lo
Uber Driver: Crossing pe aaiye
UD: Gali me aaiye
UD: Ped ke samne
Me: Paidal ghar pahuch gaya bhaiya thank u
— adrak (@ubercoolosis) June 16, 2016
There is no Raja Hindustani sequel, bcz if now Karishma Kapoor falls in love with cab driver, her dad won’t oppose as Ola drivers earn a lot
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) October 22, 2016
Principal: Aapka beta kaise kaise kahani bana raha hai ?
Dad: Haan bada hoke Uber Driver banega.
— Silly Point 🏏 (@FarziCricketer) October 26, 2016
My Ola driver is every sapiosexual’s dream. pic.twitter.com/zRNT4HMMPC
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) August 12, 2016
Measuring intensity of rainfall by looking at Uber and Ola surge.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) August 31, 2016
Kailash Kher: arey roo kyu rahe ho?
OLA cab driver: 😭
Kailash: arey roo mat bhai has de.
Kailash: OLA ke bande hasde OLA ke bande.
— Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti) June 23, 2016
News credit : Indiatimes