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No Offence, But Threesomes Actually Suck And Here’s Why

I know what you’re thinking. The writer is mad; has lost the plot; didn’t have the best experience clearly. Mad, yes; ‘didn’t have the best experience’, nope. 

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But, here’s the thing. Threesomes are not what they look like in porn flicks and definitely not how you imagine them to be, anyway. A lot goes down, pun intended. But, it’s not always good. Of all the great ways a threesome can go right, not everyone talks about how a threesome can go wrong and quite honestly, is not as big a deal as it is made out to be. And so those of you haven’t yet had a threesome but keep fantasizing about one in the wake of missing out on it—so many people on this planet suffering from Major FOMO disorder—here’s some news for you: You’re really not missing out on much at all. 

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There’s just too many limbs in one act and I know that it sounds really pleasurable but it really isn’t. At one point or another, one of the persons will be left out, all by themselves, either watching as the other two get it on; or waiting to get some of the action themselves. There will be things that everyone will not be up for doing; never mind how game you may be. It’s great if both women are bisexual and down to get dirty and sweaty and wet with no matter what. But, if even one of you is straight, the experiences with someone in the same sex won’t be as fun as it is made out to be in your favourite porn movie. Trust me, it looks a lot better than it is. 

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You should also probably forget about aesthetics. There is no such thing as looking good in a threesome and it rarely works in your favour. There’s the added pressure of being just as good and validated by the third person in the wheel; probably the only time the third wheel in a relationship matters more than either of you. You want to seem cooler than you really are; admit it. You want the other two to think that you can be the fun and chill person who’s up for sexual experimentation. But, in your head, you’re like “What the hell am I even doing? Is this even me anymore?” 

At one, or more points during your fiasco, you will have to play the guessing game… “Whose hand, leg, mouth, or tongue is this?” And God help if you’re in a relationship with one of the people, or have feelings for them; it gets ugly; even if it’s just in their heads. At some point, your possessive nature will take over. You will want that one person all to yourself. 

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One of you may not be okay with one of their bodily fluids—internal and external—and just to maintain the cool of the trio, you’re going to keep shut out of fear of being deemed the spoiled uptight one. 

None of you is climaxing. Let’s get that very clear. So, if you’re in a threesome with the image that you’re probably going to cum so hard, then, sorry to burst your bubble but, that’s not happening. There’ll most likely be just one of you who will actually get the pleasure of having an orgasm and it will be because two of you will be working together to get them off the edge. You’ll be left feeling inadequate and incomplete no matter what. 

And sure, in that moment, you’ll want nothing more than to make the most of that experience because it’s not every day that you get to have a threesome, right? But, the truth is you’ll wake up the next day, or step out wondering what the hell was that, anyway. You’ll realize that you probably would never have been that gung ho about it in the first place had you not been high, or drunk, or both. And you’ll come to realize that maybe; just maybe, you could have done without it after all. 

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Oh well, at least you tried so you can tell your younger self it really wasn’t worth fantasizing about anyway. Or maybe warn your other friends ahead of time so they don’t make the same mistakes you did. Maybe while you’re at it, you’ve even learned a good lesson—that threesomes aren’t the solution to solving your feelings problems either. 

Peace!

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Source of news : Mensxp

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